Wednesday, March 23, 2011

DHS Is REALLY Starting To Piss Me Off

DHS is a frequent visitor to my blog, me being a "domestic terrorist" and all...

I know they've installed a keystroke logger on my 'puter, because my comment posting now goes slower than my "hunt and peck" typing these days. It didn't until a few months ago. Sometimes I wait a full minute for it to catch up.

And my trojan removal program, which used to work fantastic, won't even open now. Gimme a break DHS goons. I know the bull dike runs roughshod over y'all, but cut a little guy some slack. Better yet, wake up and tell Big Sis she can suck your maleness. Stand up and defend your oath. But you'll never do it, because you have no male organ. You turned it over when you signed up to work for the bull dike. Or is it "dyke". I don't know, nor do I give a shit one way or the other. Just butt the hell out of my business...

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I reckon that Her Bull Dykeness has only just begun to implement all that he?/she? wants for us. A Nuremberg style trial would be his?/her? fitting end.

Can't say what I really want to, else the BATFE would kick in my door before sunrise. But I'll think it.

Shy Wolf said...

Hell, May'b- consider it all joy when you encounter various letter agencies hounding your ass: you'll ALWAYS have an alibi when you shoot one... "They was monitoring me, so I couldn't've been THERE and done the deed!"
I'm with you, though- everything has slowed to a snail pace here, lots of times I can't even get a comment posted.
And blogging? Hell, I've lost so damn many pages lately...
Shy III

Mayberry said...

Anon 9:59, her bull dykeness hasn't done half what he/she/it wants to. Fuck the Bureau of Assholes, Transvestites, Fuckwads, and Eichmanns...

Shy, now there's a thought! Blogger is becoming a royal pain in the ass as well...

Pete Smith said...

I hate this sick shit, someone from us geological survey web site has came to my blog 52 times I hope it's a follower and not the MAN!

Curtis said...

Try this:

http://www.malwarebytes.org/

Download the free version. If it doesn't work, there is another method. Let me know.

Kellie said...

lol! I was thinking that DHS meant dept of human services; which is what it is called here even though it has another name. But by the time I finished reading your post, I realized it is dept of homeland security.

so sad when a government thinks it has to monitor it's citizens. very hitlerish.

Anonymous said...

so you got DHS, big deal! am monitored by a whole alphabet of various agencies, a regular frigging zoo,,whom go apeshit whenever am replying to any blog on the net...

so install a sliding bar backup for your door and maybe several good hunt and destroy programs on yor rex..

just like biting flies, you got to put up with all sorts of nonsense these days in the imperial fatherland..

Wildflower

Dustin Tarditi said...

I use MalwareBytes as well as Avast... if you think you have something on your computer, these should find it.

Mayberry said...

Pete, probably nothing to worry about. Much...

Curtis, I'll give it a whirl, thanks.

Kellie, Hitler had nothing on Big Sis...

Wildflower, they were just the example I picked out. Lots of alphabet soups come by, depending on recent topics. Hell, the ag dept. checks in when I talk about gardening! Meh, let 'em look. Just keep the damn keystroke loggers off my 'puter! It's not like they can't just go look at the blog...

Dustin, thanks.

Mayberry said...

Heh... "Requires Windows NT or better"

No dice. The good news is that my trojan remover seems to be operable again...

Gaijin42 said...

You most likely just have significant malware and virus infections. Both of them can cause significant performance problems, and quite a few of them go out of their way to disable anti-virus and malware detector software.

Mayberry said...

Gaijin, my trojan remover swept out 3 malware programs. Computersaurus Rex is lumbering along at it's former performance level...

Anonymous said...

Install Superantispyware.com It's free, and will take out ALL their bugs, not just the easy ones.
GrillSgt.

Anonymous said...

Just get a Mac and be done with it. Best computer decision i ever made.

Scott from VA

Mayberry said...

Grill Sgt., won't work with Winders ME...

Scott, let me reach up my ass..... Nope, no money.

Anonymous said...

"Better to be despised by the despicable, then adored by the adorable."

B Woodman
III-per

wv: "unword"

Anonymous said...

We have a 7 year old one that runs the newer OS, its probably worth about 75 bucks on craigslist. Never gave us a lick of trouble, and there are no known viruses for the Mac OS.

Went thru years of headache & heartbreak with my own computersaurus rexes, i've saved tons of money by making the switch. Best part is thumbing my nose at microsoft, heheh!

Scott from VA

the comrade said...

Hey Mayberry,
Download ccleaner and run all the options. Also clear your desktop of anything other than shortcuts - toss everything into the My Documents folder for windows or a "stuff" folder and keep only the shortcut on the desktop.

It's more likely to be software bugs than Fed bugs.

Ha ha - "fedbugs"...blood suckers the lot.